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Patricking

A person who is named Patrick who is playing with his balls at exactly 3:01 am
I think Patrick is patricking ngl!
by xzdrftgsrthdrththxzth June 21, 2022
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Patrick

loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home
daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk
by urmotherisinmybed1234 June 21, 2022
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Patrick Verona

The absolute dream man played by the hottest Australian known, The daddiest of daddy’s, heath mf ledger.

Litteraly would sell my soul for him to be a real person and me and him be dating.

Go watch 10 things I hate about you for him!!
lowkey think he ate a dead bird + did it w a spice girl
Me: “Omg Patrick Verona is like one of the hottest characters heath has played!”
you: “yes omg he’s so hot I want him.”
Me: “sucks because me n him r tg.”
by whysosserious? July 6, 2022
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patrick

Patrick is a pussy ass nigga that gets no game from good bitches but the only type he gets are meth head bitches that are half dead. and he also doesnt know how to pay his taxes because he is too focused on his channel that will get nowhere and hes also focused on talking to people 5 years younger than him because he is a big loser pedophile. and to top it all off his haircut makes him look lesbian.
Girl 1:What a pussy i bet his name is patrick
Girl 2:Yeah for real
by El papuchon56 July 8, 2022
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Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.
My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.
by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022
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Patrick

Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation
Fuck i luv Patrick
by ghddfg October 25, 2022
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Patrick futter

A narcissist that treats his girl like shit and everything revolves around him he is always right it's his way or no way and loves to get fucked in the ass
by Casandracastillo October 26, 2022
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