Pooning

To defecate whilst mooning.

Jack and I was out last night pooning at all the girls that walked past.

by WMAS Big T May 24, 2025

Out-poon

To bed more women than your fellow males

Damn, Johnny could out-poon any of you, and he has no personality and no game

by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024

Out-poon

To bed more women than your fellow males

Damn, he’s at it again! Johnny out-poons any of us and he has a bad back and no personality!

by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024

Out-poon

To bed more ladies than your fellow man

Damn! How the fuck does Johnny do it? I bet he out-poons Wilt Chamberlin!

by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024

Amanda Juicy-Poon

Some may say this is wrong (amanda herself) but it really is Amanda Juicy-Poon. She doesn’t like to admit her true background (the poon).

“Can Amanda Juicy-Poon come????”
“No.”

by gurgletimmygurgle May 13, 2024

Poon

Someone who is simply a poon

Db is such a poon

by Poonslayer6942069420 July 4, 2021

Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021