Funeral play

When you and a buddy would go to someone you hate grandmas funeral and have sexual intercourse on top of the open casket

"Lets go have Funeral play, im into that"

by sexymilf895 March 30, 2022

mr.platapus

the best twerker in the world

person1: "whos the best twerker?"
person2: " mr.platapus DUHH"

by iloveyourmom.com April 5, 2022

Investment Play

An investment play is a bet made by a sharp better. Capital is released on a team where the outcome is almost guaranteed a winner. The better is sharp, almost always fades the public and studies analytics.

My buddy was going to bet the Michigan vs Iowa game today. He is a very square-better so I asked him if he would like an investment play instead.

by "Anthony" from Chicago October 1, 2022

Brandon Play

When a person does something so questionable, so baffling that there's no other word to describe that action besides using the person's name.

While playing League of Legends Why did you try to fight the first dragon when we have no vision, no mid, and bot prio? You just pulled a Brandon play

by Agent 090 November 1, 2022

Pavel Payano

A minority or minorities in politics pretending to be democrats but are actually self-absorbed egomaniacs. They only care about themselves and want to be the center of attention. They never get their hands dirty and love to hear themselves talk. They have superiority complexes and think they’re out-smarting everyone they encounter. They usually prey on the weak and fish their votes from naive socio economic groups by giving them false hope, usually like the Churches from poor communities. They really don't advocate progressive ideologies because they’re bound by the votes of churches and the least educated therefore sometimes without them even knowing they’re doing the dirty work for real conservatives which they really don't care as long as they’re taking pictures for social media. They take the space of real liberals who are fighting for change and thus far becoming parasites and toxic to whatever community that have under their sneaky trap. They should be exposed at all costs. They’re worse than MAGA’s!

Damn you voted for that dude? He's "Pavel Payano" he's no freedom fighter, that's a used-carsalesman!

Yeah I went to that political rally the other night and the minute I got in there all these Pavel Payanos wanted to take selfies with me so I wrote a check and left as fast as I can!

by Robert_Frost November 16, 2022

Aris Play

"Aris play" is a phenomenon in a well know video game series called Counter-Strike where a player takes unnecessarily long paths to flank the opposing team resulting in the loss of the player himself, incoordination of the team or loss of the round.

This guy did an "Aris play" and we lost the fucking round I can believe it. If only he had followed us to the objective.

by BillgamingTv July 25, 2023

The Standard Average Play

the standard average play is usually the best play available in poker. the standard average play, or SAP, was developed as a kind of anti-dote to The Fancy Play Syndrome. the Standard Average Play is what a SAP, or "normal" person might do, if that normal person thought through what was actually occurring in the moment at the table AND the Standard Average Play is what every Pro should be looking for, and should know, at any given point in the play of a hand. the Standard Average Play was developed by William Edward Harding and Kurt Dewhurst, two well-known Las Vegas Poker personalities.

you know, rather than trying to out-think everybody all the time and look like a genius, you might benefit from simply asking: "what's the standard average play here?" the standard average play is usually good enough, and usually where you're head should be.

by willhard9723 May 19, 2013