plant me

a rose that was planted in the wrong habitat
it struggles to grow on murky water, inadequate climate and nutrient-poor soil
it needs more of your attention and care
in order to fully bloom and amaze.

"can't you just steal me and plant me in your garden? I know that will make it alright"

by Krkič July 7, 2019

Pants👖

A type of clothing that goes on the lower part of your torso and your legs 🦵

I have pants👖on my legs

by emercado10 November 27, 2019

Plant Rocks

To discharge a firearm into another person.

"I saw the whole thing, he walked right up to him and planted a rock right into his forehead!"

"He said he'd Plant Rocks if I snitched"

by BeerNuggets July 11, 2021

Pants Guac

When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up

I cooked up a mean batch of pants guac last week.

by ogGuacPants May 15, 2022

high pants

1. (noun) term used to describe the practice of hiking pants up beyond acceptable limits.

2. (adjective) food industry vernacular; a term used to describe a person in the food industry.

"that high pants cashier gave me the wrong change"
"what's wrong with high pants today?"

by Steve KAZ April 3, 2007

jazz plant

A slang term for Marijuana because Jazz artist's long stereotypical love for weed.

Yo, pass that jazz plant.

by GooseAbuse May 6, 2007

conch pants

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds

Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'

by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008