A reference to the creature in Return of the Jedi:
Sarlacc Pit (noun): a vagina so dangerous or diseased looking that you worry it would eat your dick alive, or,
a vagina so amazing that you that you go for it even at risk of death
Sarlacc Pit (noun): a vagina so dangerous or diseased looking that you worry it would eat your dick alive, or,
a vagina so amazing that you that you go for it even at risk of death
(First definition - negative connotation): I was with this girl last night, and she was really hot. But when we got into the bedroom, I saw she had a Sarlacc Pit, and I immediately put on my pants and ran home.
(Second definition - positive connotation): I was about to have sex with this other guy’s girl, and she said, “If my man finds out, he will kill you.” But I looked at her vagina and saw it was a sweet sweet Sarlacc Pit, so I said, “Let’s go for it… I’ll take my chances.”
(Second definition - positive connotation): I was about to have sex with this other guy’s girl, and she said, “If my man finds out, he will kill you.” But I looked at her vagina and saw it was a sweet sweet Sarlacc Pit, so I said, “Let’s go for it… I’ll take my chances.”
by Señor Beezerton June 23, 2025
Get the Sarlacc Pitmug. An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.
Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.
Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.
Son: My pit lamps red raw!
Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!
How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)
Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!
How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)
by Steorge February 6, 2020
Get the Pit Lampmug. by them00se July 22, 2012
Get the Pit Cansmug. by MSV-C May 10, 2018
Get the pit dollymug. The pit pig enjoyed the sweet aroma that emanated from their partner’s armpit as they released a sigh of desire.
by Jedijayrich February 5, 2024
Get the pit pigmug. A Pit cricket is a close relative to the mud cricket and buckle bunnies. Typically found at races in the pits hanging around different drivers from different categories. Normally tries to sleep with 1st place drivers.
Well shit look at that pit cricket at it again, that’s the fourth driver I’ve seen her give her number to.
by Coochiemayne October 13, 2020
Get the Pit Cricketmug. oli: dude, you see that mosh pit last night at the suicide silence gig?
matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!
matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!
by eloisepr June 10, 2016
Get the pseudo pitmug.