I overheard two women talking about having their peanut butter and jelly tossed during that time of month
by Smuccerz February 25, 2021
Get the peanut butter and jellymug. A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”
B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”
A: “How?”
B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.
B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”
A: “How?”
B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.
by 12345678nine10111213 November 28, 2019
Get the Peanutsmug. This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.
I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!
by Ohio driver January 25, 2017
Get the Peanut butter passoutmug. by streetnwaybeforerap June 20, 2019
Get the peanut pinapplemug. I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back
by Fat Boy Marco March 1, 2022
Get the Peanut Butter Bananamug. our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333
Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”
by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024
Get the Peanut Lordmug. "Peanut is our lord and savior."
by hondaspintertrueno July 16, 2020
Get the Peanutmug.