Piss Brain

(n) The distracted mental state resulting from a serious need to urinate. Usually resulting in a delay to relieving said need.

I totally screwed up the last 3 answers on the exam because I had Piss Brain.

My Piss Brain was so acute I had a hard time unzipping my pants.

by barfeedbob October 6, 2011

durh brain

a dummy

oi dude your such a durh brain

by jack draper January 12, 2009

brain hemorrhoid

Like a brain hemorrhage only this leaves the person's head full of shit.

David: "Did you hear some of Clint's ideas at the seminar last night?"

Craig: "Yup. Pretty obvious he suffered another brain hemorrhoid."

by BuffDudeTotally April 16, 2014

brain strain

something that causes your brain to hurt..over stressing your brain

OMG that biology test gave me a major brain strain

by blaisey mcg December 9, 2008

Paste-for-Brains

An insult that is not, of course, implying that the person on the receiving end of said insult has a brain that is held together by paste. It is just another way of calling somebody 'stupid'.

Carl: Well, how was I supposed to know that the coffee was scalding hot?

Pete: You made the coffee, paste-for-brains.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

Brain Shart

When a lack of consideration up front results in a serious mess in the back end.

"We were going to deploy to Production at 4 o'clock, but the developers had a massive Brain Shart and the clean up is going to take hours."

by Rainbow Mamba July 12, 2017

brain wind

Air head,something missing.
When someone goes into a trance

Hey Ste!youve got a bit of brain wind going on!

by 5pudy November 28, 2017