An individual who is has a white mother and a black father (usually, because we all know the black dudes love white girls). They resemble an oreo in that they are half black and half white.
by jigga-man May 13, 2005
Get the oreo mug.Oregon is the worst state in the union. Since it cannot be Washington or California, it has decided to earn distinction by being ugly to the rest of the world.
Oregon has rain for 9 months of the year and dusty, unbearable heat for 3 months. It has the third worst air quality in the US according to the EPA, usually the worst economy in the nation as measured by the unemployment rate and the most insular, unfriendly people in the country as evidenced by the comments made by those who claim to be thumbs up on Oregon.
Having stolen land from the indigenous people, 'Oregonians' still put up 'stay out' signs on the state except that the terrible job losses (lumber, fisheries) over the last few decades have made such an attitude much less popular. This 'stay out' mentality is simply the admission of failure on the part of the state to remember that is relies on the rest of the nation to feed it jobs. Most companies, quite reasonably, say no to Oregon. Many people are quite astonished to see that parking lots empty out before 5 because Oregonians do not believe in long hours devoted to work. There is something in the state which saps the work ethic out of so many people which is very bad for business.
Frankly, Oregon does the rest of the world a favor by looking so unfriendly and so unwelcoming to 'foreigners' because it is. Outside of Metropolitan Portland and other minor pockets, Oregon is a state so flaming red that it belongs inside Mississippi. Minorities are actually told by real estate agents that living in communities a few miles outside of Portland would be 'uncomfortable' for them. This is actually said, with a straight face in this century! Oregon enjoys all of the red state deficiencies: racism, bigotry, xenophobia, regressiveness and ignorance but little of the good gumbo and sunshine.
Oregon also isn't beautiful, it's gray and cold and damp most days which is why the majority of people live their entire lives indoors. The picture of people 'enjoying' the great outdoors only exists in the one month of the year when the rain has stopped and the mud has dried but the intense heat and yellow dust haven't yet appeared. That's it. The rest of the year requires A/C and heating which have become hugely expensive. When Oregonians claim they live a robust outdoor life, ask them why they do not have a natural tan.
Oregon has virtually no tourist attractions unless you like staring at pine trees day after day. After you see Multnomah falls, the Columbia river gorge and the spindly Rose Garden...you're done. BTW roses do not grow well here even though Portland claims to be the rose city. It should more aptly be named the algae or moss or mud city as all are widely available along with household solutions for their eradication. Also contrary to popular belief, Oregonians are at constant war with nature putting up depressing vinyl suburbs with vinyl decks and vinyl fencing on the tiniest lots imaginable...everywhere. Do not be fooled by the idea of cheap housing...you get what you pay for.
Try Googling Oregon Sucks or Portland Sucks or Tigard Sucks and you will understand the truth about the state. It's important to understand the truth before you actually move here because then you'll be stuck writing things like this in order to keep from beating your brains out with a frozen salmon.
There is a reason why such a large state has so few people...if Oregon doesn't kill you, it will make you wish you were dead.
Oregon has rain for 9 months of the year and dusty, unbearable heat for 3 months. It has the third worst air quality in the US according to the EPA, usually the worst economy in the nation as measured by the unemployment rate and the most insular, unfriendly people in the country as evidenced by the comments made by those who claim to be thumbs up on Oregon.
Having stolen land from the indigenous people, 'Oregonians' still put up 'stay out' signs on the state except that the terrible job losses (lumber, fisheries) over the last few decades have made such an attitude much less popular. This 'stay out' mentality is simply the admission of failure on the part of the state to remember that is relies on the rest of the nation to feed it jobs. Most companies, quite reasonably, say no to Oregon. Many people are quite astonished to see that parking lots empty out before 5 because Oregonians do not believe in long hours devoted to work. There is something in the state which saps the work ethic out of so many people which is very bad for business.
Frankly, Oregon does the rest of the world a favor by looking so unfriendly and so unwelcoming to 'foreigners' because it is. Outside of Metropolitan Portland and other minor pockets, Oregon is a state so flaming red that it belongs inside Mississippi. Minorities are actually told by real estate agents that living in communities a few miles outside of Portland would be 'uncomfortable' for them. This is actually said, with a straight face in this century! Oregon enjoys all of the red state deficiencies: racism, bigotry, xenophobia, regressiveness and ignorance but little of the good gumbo and sunshine.
Oregon also isn't beautiful, it's gray and cold and damp most days which is why the majority of people live their entire lives indoors. The picture of people 'enjoying' the great outdoors only exists in the one month of the year when the rain has stopped and the mud has dried but the intense heat and yellow dust haven't yet appeared. That's it. The rest of the year requires A/C and heating which have become hugely expensive. When Oregonians claim they live a robust outdoor life, ask them why they do not have a natural tan.
Oregon has virtually no tourist attractions unless you like staring at pine trees day after day. After you see Multnomah falls, the Columbia river gorge and the spindly Rose Garden...you're done. BTW roses do not grow well here even though Portland claims to be the rose city. It should more aptly be named the algae or moss or mud city as all are widely available along with household solutions for their eradication. Also contrary to popular belief, Oregonians are at constant war with nature putting up depressing vinyl suburbs with vinyl decks and vinyl fencing on the tiniest lots imaginable...everywhere. Do not be fooled by the idea of cheap housing...you get what you pay for.
Try Googling Oregon Sucks or Portland Sucks or Tigard Sucks and you will understand the truth about the state. It's important to understand the truth before you actually move here because then you'll be stuck writing things like this in order to keep from beating your brains out with a frozen salmon.
There is a reason why such a large state has so few people...if Oregon doesn't kill you, it will make you wish you were dead.
by Tigard Oregon May 10, 2006
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A black male with a distinctivly white personality. These personality features can include the way they talk, the way they dress, and who they hang around. They are refered to as oreos by the being black on the outside and white in the inside. If the black male has a super white personality they may be refered to as a "double stuffed". Many of the black population in Piedmont Middle School oreos.
by Mr Bitch May 20, 2008
Get the Oreo mug.A lifelong companion. She’s always by your side. Oren sometimes gets carried away and follows the croud even when they are wrong. Oren is crazy, funny and the life of the party, often making jokes and making everyone laugh. An Oren is a croud pleaser; desperate for attention to make people like her. But she is loved. She may not always realise the significance of her actions, but she is kind and listens to her friends secrets.
by Just_aGirl November 14, 2019
Get the Oren mug.commonly misused, an oreo is NOT a black person who is diverse in his or her interests, but instead, an oreo is a black person who is not self-respecting and imitates another race of people in order to fit in. many female oreos use skin-bleaching creams for lightening the tone of their skin, rather than correctly using them to fade scars or spots. commonly mistaken for an oreo is a black person who 'talks proper', or uses correct grammar, gets good grades, or has white friends.
an oreo is a self-hating slime of the earth. consequently, most races have 'oreos' or people who do not respect themselves and do not like the race in which they were born.
an oreo can also be a black person who misuses the term oreo against someone who does not 'act black' . this type of oreo is simple-minded and does not seem to understand that the black race is diverse, thus limiting themselves to few outlets for their future. this is a deadly disease.
lastly, all oreos should be placed on a shuttle and sent to the sun to perish in the midst of a solar flare.
this is the true and correct definition.
an oreo is a self-hating slime of the earth. consequently, most races have 'oreos' or people who do not respect themselves and do not like the race in which they were born.
an oreo can also be a black person who misuses the term oreo against someone who does not 'act black' . this type of oreo is simple-minded and does not seem to understand that the black race is diverse, thus limiting themselves to few outlets for their future. this is a deadly disease.
lastly, all oreos should be placed on a shuttle and sent to the sun to perish in the midst of a solar flare.
this is the true and correct definition.
by LJanineG TaylorV March 2, 2009
Get the oreo mug.When your girl takes a dump, you dip your balls in it, and jerk off, letting your cum leak down between your nuts creating the oreo effect. She then gets to enjoy a tastey after fuck snack when she munches the "oreo."
by The Cum Factory March 3, 2011
Get the Deep Fried Oreo mug.In bowling, getting three strikes in the tenth frame. The first strike is gathering the supplies, the second strike is forging the river, the final strike gets you over the rocky mountains and completes the oregon trail.
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