5 year olds

Goblins who want everything and anything for free most of them are spoiled brats like the owner of this website and throws fits of rage because he can't buy icecream that causes 200 dollars and says you ruined my life

Or an alternative Dead because no one vaccinates there crotch goblins

Parent 1: Ughhh I hate my 5 year olds

Parent 2: At least its better than Cardi B Music

by 6th Grader Teacher April 7, 2020

Old Swinford Hospital

Old Swinford hospital is a shitty money loving boarding school in the slap bang piss no where in West Midlands, The boarding houses has the worst vaping facilities apart from foster house toilets where everyone has a personal toilet with a smoke dispenser and the stone block toilet where all the dodgy deals happen. Vapes and drugs here are highly overpriced here, a smok novo can set you back 25£, 3.5g of bud can be up to 45 and a gram of coke can be as much as a whopping 60£. Dr sahni doesn’t pay tax, Mr Eastwood is lost, Mr Pardoe thinks he is a gangster, Mr macdonald-smith was bullied as a child and Mr Taylor is a jobless neek.

If you want to scam a bunch of jobless snobs, go to old Swinford hospital

by mrtaylorisacretin May 10, 2021

Crazy Old Maurice

Belle's father on Beauty and the Beast. He was old. He was crazy. And his name was Maurice.

" Crazy old Maurice, heh? "

by ressecup April 24, 2009

Old Faithful

right before your about to nut put it in her mouth blow it in pull it out and punch her in the stomach to make her spu the semen into the air closely ressembling Old Faithful.

man i gave that bitch a mad old faithful, i had to throw up an umbrella

by Rubsky April 19, 2006

Olde English Comedy

A pretty fucking awesome sketch comedy group based in New York.
Members include:
Adam Conover(blond curly hair and somewhat stocky)
Ben Popik(group founder, somewhat curly short black hair)
Caleb Bark(has either an afro or shaved head and beard of somewhat blond hair)
David Segal(short black hair, beard and usually wearing purple)
Raphael "Raizin" Bob-Waksberg( short curly hair and stubble)

Past members include:
Jesse
Hana
Adam
Jon

They have released some pretty awesome vids, including "I hate nature" and "breakfast at tiffany's"

Olde English Comedy- google that shit!

by MaximumOverdrive March 16, 2009

old laughing lady

alcohol. Often used euphemistically to describe drink in the context of addiction, but not exclusively. Popularised by Neil Young's song, "The Old Laughing Lady" which describes alcoholics that The Old Laughing Lady has claimed.

He loves his Old Laughing Lady cause the taste is so sweet.

by Yolomcswaggings April 25, 2019

89 years old

An age at which the head doctor definitely cannot be

I know I sound like a broken record, but... 89 years old?

by Mamezuku "89 years old?!" Rai May 13, 2019