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OLD CROW

The best shit ever! Good time! It is whiskey that is no BuEnO!
This Old Crow was the shit last night, literally the Shit!!!
by Pagina 2323 February 5, 2008
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old boy

your big wang mate. (in other words: penis)
she whipped out me old boy and gave it a tug
by MD MACHINE December 18, 2013
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Old King Clancy

A sex act involving using maple syrup as a lubricant to perform anal sex on someone who has a ton of anal pubic hair. This is the Canadian version of a Sacramento Turtleneck
The Frozen Horseshoe gave me an Old King Clancy using Harvey's Trays
by HowIMetYourMotherDefinitions October 30, 2013
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Old Maid

1. A virginal, or sexually fastidious person

2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.

3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.

b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.

c) Alone.

4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
person 1: So, I was talking to Liz today and I told her that sometimes I kiss my girlfriend during or after a getting head and she was cringed and was like "eww. thats gross"

person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.
by MADAOXSAMA September 7, 2009
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old man

the invisible old man that lives on pool tables who changes the direction of pool balls, making them go in impossible directions. he also bends you over and fucks you in the ass while you are losing a game, and if you are winning, he has already fucked you in the ass at an earlier time for payment.
How did I miss that shot? Old man, get off the table!

OLD FUCKING MAN!
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Old King Clancy

From the show How I Met Your Mother, said by Robin Scherbatsky
It's the same as a Sacramento Turtleneck except with maple syrup and not honey.

The act of using maple syrup as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.
What's an Old King Clancy?
It's the same as a Sacramento Turtleneck except with maple syrup.
by UrbDic314 February 25, 2018
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Old Boy's Network

Name given to the informal links that criss-cross upper society, enabling people with power to do favours in exchange for favours with someone else in a different area of expertise. May also be called bribery and cheating buggery.
"I need a loan but my bank manager can't help me. Can you lend me a couple of thousand until the divorce is settled?" - typical plea given when consulting the Old Boy's Network.
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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