Johnny

the nicest kid ever

Look, its johnny hes so nice

by unitedingrief June 04, 2023

Johnny

Philly slang for a stolen vehicle.

My and my manz was slidin late night in that Johnny

by SimmyDaGod January 26, 2022

Johnny

A very normal man who totally cannot brush his teeth with his very super duper cool spinning fingernails and does NOT have a thing for an Italian who likes steel balls.

The US President: "G-gulp! Is that Johnny?!?!?"
Johnny's Italian boyfriend: "No way I love Johnny 😍" *drools violently*

by Johnny Joestar Hand Licker December 20, 2023

Johnny

Someone who never gets anything right and requires constant guiding.

Person A: I bought my plane tickets but got the dates wrong.
Person B: That's so Johnny.

by Tabaçao August 18, 2021

Johnny

Noun: A person who says the most despicably stupid things and then pretends that he didn't say it the next day

"Which ones better axe or old spice."
"The superior one is clearly axe. Axe is amazing."
"God why are you being such a Johnny."

by May 03, 2023

Johnny

Used as a name for an unknown man, often suggesting that he is unimportant or insignificant.

Go home Johnny.

by Sosku10 March 04, 2024

Johnny

Johnny is an athletic guy who is always there to have fun and make new friends. Always kind.

Johnny is kind.

by Shelbs123# September 11, 2021