by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
by J@neL@ne March 07, 2022
One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.
The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.
by henry1272838442 November 30, 2023
It’s a class that works just as hard as class 1a and hates getting compared to them almost every time base of of attacks or there quirks and they have very beautiful boys and girls
Person 1: Did hear about class 1b
Person 2: Oh ya there a cool class and work as hard just as 1a
Person 3: Ya and they have cool looking boys and girls
Person 2: Oh ya there a cool class and work as hard just as 1a
Person 3: Ya and they have cool looking boys and girls
by Animeaddictive7283 January 09, 2022
Hym "Yes, a class traitor is someone who doesn't want to labor for a business owner indefinitely while Matt fucks all the women and does literally nothing. 0 contributions to society. Maybe not 0. Maybe like .01 contribution. Minimal."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated
*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
by Slash1492 April 20, 2019
HR was stereo classing Kaylee as a rich white girl, because she told her hispanic coworker that she thought that Hershey chocolate was cheap tasting.
by Craevin Morehead February 26, 2024