Speed dial

Basically means the person or place you want to call is one tap or button away from being rung

Jack: I miss my sneaky link I want to see her
Umi: Aye yo hol up dawg, I think I got ur bitch on speed dial

by Guy who gets girls August 12, 2024

Speed-fanning

Having a conversation with a celebrity as quickly as possible because security is pressuring you to move on

"Dude, I was last in line to get a photo with Anna Akana and found myself speed-fanning because the place was closing"

by Onaeek May 24, 2017

speed limit

149mph or 240kmh the minimum your car should go if your black, in canada thats aproxamately 149 miles a hour or 240kmh to stay alive, in a pursuit.

guy 1: yo i just got a 1996 dodge caravan for $20 bucks cuz some kid puked in it.
guy 2: yeah but that thing doesnt even do the speed limit
guy 1: yeah i think ill scrap it or donate it.

by Cody5050 December 1, 2020

Speed bump

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over

He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

Speed

Also known on the "street" as meth, cocaine, or sometimes heroin. But can also be Adderall, Or Dex, or similar drugs prescribed for ADHD.

Adderall and Dex and similar drugs are the basic chemicals for Meth and Cocaine, just at a really low dosage. It's referred to as "speed" because you become 200% better at everything, and faster.

friend 1: "Hey did you finish that huge English assignment?"
(you): "Yeah man I took speed to stay up. Not hard though, Adderall."
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by midnightrise May 3, 2016

Speed Helmet

To get head in a very fast manner

Dan: Hey how was Happy Feet last night? I heared you only had like two minutes.
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet

by mx, dp October 5, 2007

Speed of light

Time it takes for simps to DM Pokimane.

Girl 1:Girl, he messaged me back at the speed of light!
Girl 2: Girl, he just desperate.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021