Messages

It worries me this kind of thing
How you hope to live alone
And occupy your waking hours
We're taking sides again
I just wept I couldn't understand
Why you started this again
Every day you send me more
What makes it worse is this plan of yours
To ensure I don't forget
I'd write and tell you that I've burnt them all
But you never send me your address
And I've kept them anyway
So don't ask me if I think it's true
That communication can bring hope to those
Who have gone their separate ways

It hardly touched me when it should have then
And memories are uncertain friends
When recalled by messages
Coded messages always hurt
Letters
Messages poision

by Death Menace April 30, 2023

mirror message

a message written down backwards so it could only be read through a mirror

i didnt want people to read my confidential thoughts so i wrote it in mirror message

by tatomuck1 March 20, 2009

cumlative messages

message often appear in the media with such frequency that they form new meanings

how the public react to the cumlative messages

by teba September 29, 2009

Snow Massage

A snow massage is two handfuls of snow down the front and back of the victims jumper then massaged in vigorously !

John hit me with a snowball so when I caught him I gave him a good old snow massage !

by snowdemon3 December 20, 2010

Carpet Massage

When a man uses his hand(s) to please a woman.

Instead of a carpet munching tonight how about just a carpet massage?

A carpet massage a day keeps the bitch away

If you're not ski poling you're carpet massaging

by ldylumps October 19, 2012

tragedy massage

a massage without happy ending - sometimes you just want that but not much options at 5 am in the morning...

Tired and sore after getting out of work around 5am.
See a bright sign flashing "MASSAGE".
I pull up and inquire within....
Madame: Hello, you want massage?
Me: Yes.
Madame: $100 okay?
Me: Uhhh... How much for just a massage? Like, only a massage? I don't need anything else.
Madame: Only massage?
Me: Yes. I want a tragedy massage.
Madame: A what?
Me: A massage without a happy ending.
Madame: No happy ending.
Me: Correct. Can I have just a massage? Nothing else. No happy ending.
Madame: ....... No.

(credit: CH)

by pseuDonym_name_001 May 19, 2015

Velvet massage

Is the the place where a person can receive great sensual massage. Provided by best therapists in London this is the best luxury experience

Let's relax and get Velvet Massage

by Velvet Massage April 12, 2016