morning boot

When one is kicked out of a random sexual partner's bed because the random sexual partner has something to do (e.g. go to work).

"Hey dude I hooked up with Erica again last night but I just got the morning boot. You trying to get breakfast?"

by Zavcaptain October 14, 2013

Moline

A small town in Michigan where the smell of cow manure and grain being unloaded is usual. The sound of diesel trucks with straight pipes and 4 wheelers with aftermarket exhuast rip through the air. Tractors usually are the main source of traffic and always seem to be within sight of any point of the town. Surrounded by Dorr and Wayland we are the hicktown headquarters of Western Michigan. Home of Walnutdale Farms and Moline Christian School. We proudly support the 2nd Amendment and will do so till the day we die. Don't tread on us. Merica since 1776.

I smell cow shit...must be in Moline.

by Moliner December 27, 2014

morning song

a song you play the morning after having sex. usually about breaking up or the loss of love

what are you listening to?

Oh just a morning song, sarah broke up with me last night.

by Heldreth23 March 5, 2017

Merlin

Merlin means creativity and you are a very sporty person who loves to try new things and is very adventurous. You are a very lovable person who has a lot of friends.

I am a lot like Merlin.

by 3cookir7 October 27, 2017

Merlin

Has an ex gf whos name starts with a K.Merlin also has a sister who's name starts with the letter s.Merlin likes to go on facetime, houseparty, snapchat, and instagram. Merlin wants to be successful in life, get married, and have 1-3 children.never loose a merlin.

Merlin the wizard in bed who likes rocking it hard.

by Drizzled ice July 31, 2018

Mooling

Mooling is when you have just watched a film and you are in the mood of the film

Jim: Hi mike I just watched creed let’s do boxing
Mike:your mooling aren’t you

by Hdhdjrnndbxxis June 25, 2019

morning wood struggle

When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?

This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.

by RCtrlZ September 20, 2020