dirty margarita

Fingering a chick while on her period. When you pull your fingers out you wipe them on her upper lip and chin. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez.

TJ was pissed when Trent gave a dirty margarita

by exzactly May 2, 2006

Mega Taint

The fictional or factual area on a person located between the wiener stick and the asshole of a person who is either nut-less or accused of being nut-less indicating a higher than normal pussy factor.

1) The footage is a little grainy, but it appears Dan has a mega taint.

2) Dan, I can't believe you're such a pussy. That chick was practically begging you to put it on her face and you just whimpered something and walked away. What a mega taint!

by Chamen September 16, 2009

Margaritard

What some people become after a few margaritas.

After drinking ten margaritas, Mark became a total margaritard.

by 75%er September 27, 2009

MEGA CHODE

A MEGA CHODE IS A CHODE WHICH IS IS WIDER THAN IT IS TALLER BY OVERE 69% PERCENT YOUR MUM LOVE MEGA CHODE

DAVE HAVE YOU TRIED A MEGA CHODE YET! FUCK YEAH TONY I DEEPTHROAT THAT SHIT ALL NIGHT

by YOUR MUMS SKINNY PENIS June 4, 2018

Margad

Oh... You thought your uncle was bad??? Think again because this brudda rite here will give your father a good finger up his luscious bum bum I advise that you only let him around if your relationship with your father is shambles!!!

Child: Daddy stop!
Dad: nah b
Margad: Wrong answer daddy ;)

by nipnip4000 August 6, 2019

The Margaret Mitchell Effect

The phenomenon of having come to the end of a project and not knowing how to end it. Named for Margaret Mitchell, author of Gone With The Wind, which she clearly did not know how to end.

Almost done with his thesis paper, Joel found himself a victim of the Margaret Mitchell Effect, and continued rambling until his dissertation eventually seemed to end itself.

by Stuckert June 17, 2008

Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.

How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021