march 17th

y'all r really weird by making this day so.. sex related. It's actually a very amazing day because it happens to be my birthday so I'm just gonna make myself feel special, happy birthday salma

"dude did you know it's march 17th today?" "Yeah, that means it's salmas birthday!"

by sallyisthebest January 22, 2022

Mustache March

Much like Black History month is to African Americans, the month of March pays homage to the bold and the mustachioed.

Hey Rick check it out.

(Points to upper lip)

Just in time for Mustache March.

by BedfordSlims March 17, 2011

March 22

This day a kid named Parker was born and if you were born on this day u have freedom to do whatever you want for the rest of your life.

Him: why is March 22 so important?
Me: because our friend Parker was born

by Parky boy October 21, 2019

March 5

the day that a talented Pisces baby is born. the most talented ones are born from 2005 - 2010.

she was definitely born on march 5

by my tik tok is sushi.ariella November 2, 2020

mercy sex

It's what you pretty much end up with as a result of an ill fated "Fix Up Date"and the guy is just so pathetic cause of a divorce or some other normal catastrophe that any woman would toss back 2 Cosmos and move on..

" So i saw Brian a second time..and dang..it was so just draining to hear it over and over so i got to where mercy sex was either a placebo or anesthetic..the sex we won't even discuss....Hey!! Waiter more Cosmos here..!!

by MADELINEB February 8, 2008

march

Indefinite date, usually implied when something is coming soon, but the definitive date is unknown.

See also procrastinate

New and improved, coming this March!

by prosper0 January 12, 2007

Mersh

Slang for "commercial," with reference to works of music, art, or culture. Derogatory. Implies more money went into producing the thing than imagination went into conceiving of it. A term frequently used by 1980s San Pedro, CA punk band the Minutemen (whose second last album was called "Project Mersh").

"Are you kidding? I'd never listen to mersh stuff like Justin Beiber."

by FancyACorndogBro? August 20, 2011