Daddy Mathew

The man of our dreams, so sexy and hot. We all wanna fuck him. Black luscious hair and a sexy mustache. Dick is HUGEEE. And we worship him.

Owen: Ohhh daddy mathew is so hot
Eli: I know right *bites lip*

by NoBody6969Daddy February 1, 2021

Matthew

A White Nigga.. Any Guy Is Blacker Than Him...Wears Fucking Clear Ass Nigga Glasses Because He Is White As Fuck...Eats Fucking Frosted Flakes Because Of How White He Is. Nigga is Whiter than Michael Jackson.

Ted: Where Is Matthew
Me: Probably Jacking Of Because He Is Paler As Fuck.. He Fucking Paler Than The Color White Like Goddamn He Is White
Ted: U Right U Right

by BiggleMcPiggleWrigles November 11, 2019

Matthew

A fuck boy who plays with girls hearts. Very short and rat like

Look, it’s a matthew. “Ew” said Kelly

by Oop ok October 20, 2019

Matthew Mcconaughey

1. An actor with OK looks, and a part in interstellar.
2. The guy that said: "Alright Alright Alright!"

1. "Matthew Mcconaughey sucked in interstellar, Man."
2. "Class, today we'll be learning about boring useless shit"

"Alright alright alright!"

by RDDemon August 8, 2016

Matthew

Gay motherfucker

Oh your suck a Matthew

by Mfwhf November 26, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He will make your days brighter and make you smile the most. He is so caring and genuine. He is big hearted and always wants the best for the people he loves and cares about. He has an odd sense of humor, but has the cutest laugh you'll hear. He will make you blush and warm your heart. He will be there for you whenever you need him. He has a dark edgy side but deep down he is the biggest softie in the world. You could just sit there and talk with him for hours. You will never run out of things to talk about, because he will always try to find a way to continue the conversation, just so he could spend more time with you. He is someone who will impact your life in such an amazing way. If you have a Matthew in your life, never let him go because there isn't going to be anyone as amazing as him.

He must be a Matthew because he just makes me feel so amazing and brings me so much joy!

by :) ;) (; (: December 15, 2019

matthew

well a Matthew is every confusing word the dictionary has to offer

he is such a Matthew

by FEARONFUCKER19 January 29, 2019