mark cook

Someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. Similar to Kenny from South Park.

Mark Cook got shot in the head eight times yesterday and this afternoon I saw him at Taco Bell.

by Scandalouspoop October 11, 2016

mark & kylie

NASTY ASS COUPLE

Yeah Mark & kylie are nasty and need help

by Fumbfumbisaaac December 12, 2016

Mark

He has big fists and he's a powerful bit of kit who likes dogs

Mark has big fists

by Chickenfists May 9, 2018

Mark Hoogeveen

Een perfecte man

Mark Hoogeveen heb je Wander al uitgelaten? Of heb je het druk met duits?

by Swaggerdick 69 August 30, 2019

Mark

A super dumb, gullible, annoying, violent, egotistic and untrustworthy guy. Probably plays fOrTnITe MObILE 24/7 and never owns up to a bet.

Mark: Hey Daniel
Daniel: Yeah?
Mark: You suck
Mark: *Hits Daniel on the head with something e.g. umbrella*
Daniel: OWWWW
Mark: YoU bUlLy! StOP IM teLlINg ThE TeAchER!!

by BLOOBITYBEEP October 22, 2019

Marekus

This man is good at everything, and he is so influential that he has the name Mr. Marekus

Follower #1: We must follow in Mr. Marekus' footsteps

by His Worshippers October 22, 2019

Mark Roberts

A man of great intellect at Mulrennan Middle school, he is said to be some people’s god and others to be the next Obama he is the most respected man in this entire world.

“Do you know who mark roberts is?”

“Yeah he’s the next Obama

by Bruh moment43884828 November 15, 2019