magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.

Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.

by EdRoyce March 23, 2023

northern magic

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.

"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

Mouth Magic

Another term for oral sex.

Rob got some mouth magic from Sheila in the bathroom at the Ruby Room the other night.

by ozzyaaron November 29, 2009

The Magic Nose

Nitrous Oxide, as administered at the dentist's office

I was afraid of the dentist until he offered me the magic nose.

by Snozzberries420 July 31, 2010

Stinky Magic Puff

Passing a large amount of gas from your anus into your open hand and keeping it in your hand or pocket.

Ooh, this is gonna be a big one. Stinky magic puff into the hand. Mmm, that was warm.

by Stinky Winky June 16, 2013

Slushy Maggie

The act of ejaculating into the anus of a partner and then popping an Ectasy tablet in for good measure.

''Jimmy said he was going to give Lucy a slushy maggie next time they have sex''

''Nick gave me a slushy maggie last night, I came up within seconds''

by slushymaggie September 14, 2013

vanilla magic

A name for a whit boys penis

I'm going to take her back to mine and show her some vanilla magic

by Dicklover💜 January 2, 2015