Diana Magnuson

A bitch of a professor who hates her students and has a stick so far up her ass you can see it coming out of her mouth. The kind of professor who you hate.

I didn't have any free time this weekend because my professor assigned me a 400 page book out of nowhere. She's such a Diana Magnuson.

by bortscum July 19, 2019

Pussy magnet

Pussy eating beast who gets it a lot

Benji and Sam are eating a lot of pussy them two are such pussy magnets

by Wvhejehdbdjddjdhhe July 20, 2019

Hick Magnet

A girl or guy that attracts hicks (country people)

Friend: There are so many hicks that like you, that means you're a hick magnet

by garbinj April 16, 2019

Gold magnum

When you got that girthy and long thingy;) and make the git is get a lil different when they see it.

Damnn you see that, he has a gold magnum

by Yesssssssirrrrr November 12, 2019

nonce magnet

A person or individual (mostly female) that perform actions that attract pedophiles online.

"That girl is a bloody nonce magnet"

by Sanquo November 6, 2019

Bro Magnet

Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.

Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.

Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!

by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020

cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy

John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet

by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020