machine gun texts

Texts that come in one per nanosecond, leaving you feeling like you're under attack.

Machine Gun Texter (MGT): Hey. 4:20
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21

by c_papav January 14, 2015

machine punner

Derived from the term "Machine Gunner".
Someone who constantly makes bad puns. So many puns come out of his mouth so fast he could be compared to a machine gun. He'll have the whole party groaning after the fifth joke.
Ironically, "Machine Punner" is a pun off the term Machine Gunner

Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Sister: Ughh, stop it! You're such a Machine Punner!

by guymanchester August 29, 2017

Machine everything

A term that means to "shell down" or shoot down "everything"

"WEGO HADDA MACHINE EVERYTHING ENT ENT"

by Gary go shoot alexander May 30, 2019

machinegunkellysexual

Someone who is attracted to machine gun Kelly

Friend: what’s your sexuality

You: I’m machinegunkellysexual
Friend: what the heck

by Yungbludfan056 January 10, 2021

Machine

A mechanical device.

Curly- You talking to my girl, I should mess you up right now.

Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's gonna get caught it in the machine in about 2 seconds if you do it.

by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022

woof machine

A very noisy, constantly barking dog.

John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!

by pentozali April 16, 2006

toasty machine

An animal, such as a cat, that sits on your lap to absorb your warmth, but in actuality gives a tremendous amount of their own to you. Highly desired during colder months of the year. Basically a living blanket.

Libby was my little toasty machine last night while I was watching a movie.

by jefferprise January 7, 2008