Chicago Mustache

A Chicago Mustache is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the person giving the Chicago Mustache eats nothing but laxatives and corn the day before and proceeds to spray loose, chunky shit all over the face and upper torso of the person receiving it. Similar to a Manitoba Milkbag.

"Ryan was sleeping one night and I gave him a Chicago Mustache. There was corn everywhere."

"Bitch got mouthy, so she got a Chicago Mustache."

by 563er April 3, 2009

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

mustard plug

The dried bit of mustard that squirts out of the bottle first. (See also: "lotion booger.")

Dammit! I got a mustard plug on my hot dog!

by jukaswo November 28, 2007

Mustafa

The best Starbucks employee ever.

Oh look, it's Mustafa!

by Chedia March 29, 2010

Mustachio Gentlemen

a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.

the mustachio gentlemen has jet black slicked hair and is singing teenage wasteland

by Mikey Cheeks June 19, 2006

Musty Vagina

A stank smelling nasty ass not washed for a week vagina

That couch suffin homewreckin ass ho over there has a "musty vagina"

by Jack rabbit43099 November 4, 2009

Mustard Pussy

The vagina of a female body builder. Could also refer to a sexual fetish for muscular women. Usually only extraordinarily ripped women with well defined muscles.

The term was heard being used in in Kern County, California.

Homie: What are you going to do for a career?
You: I'm going to go into body building.
Homie: Going to get some of that mustard pussy, aren't you? Ha ha.
You: You know it! ;-)

by DankAnk March 4, 2019