Martinize

Get rid of useless, low-life ghetto trash

He was running from the police so they had to Martinize him.

by H. Yellow August 29, 2013

Martined

When a guy is using both hands to hold on to a shed's rafters and his legs are resting on a females shoulders while receiving a roughly given supertrooper blowjob.

Kim can't sing the National Anthem at the game Friday because she got martined last night and cant even talk.

by db1212 February 24, 2015

Melanie Martinez

Beautiful person who dyed their hair split because of a disney villain and just made their new movie k-12 on september 4th 2019 shes been working on it since 2016 after her crybaby album and she just released her new song copycat ft Terra whack

Hey do you know who melanie martinez is? No..

by ?Melanie's cookie♡ March 19, 2020

Two-pint-Martin

A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.

Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.

by James Flunder February 2, 2005

marty

This bad-ass mother from round the way who takes bong tokes like a fucking man.

damn, look at Dr. Marty hit that shit.

by shit, son, i'm motherfucking greener, man July 16, 2008

martinsville

a city that comes alive when NASCAR is in town only. That's when everyone pretends this place ROCKS and everyone LOVES it here and you should move here and open your booming businesses. Why?? Because in all reality, when NASCAR leaves and all you out-of-town morons go home, we all sit at home with the phones off because 1) we're jobless, 2) the town is dead and there's nothing interesting to do here, and 3) we get 10 telemarketers call us every damn day because that's the only jobs available.

Guy #1: Hey, Let's go to Martinsville for the race this weekend!
Guy #2: Yeah! That's the only thing to do there besides eat at the restaurants.
Teen Girl: Like, OMGz Martinsville would TOTALLY suck if it wasn't for the choices of Ethnic foods! Lolz!!!1one

by blackice03 April 28, 2006

martinsburg high school

A school in the ghettos of West Virginia. Located in the panhandle along with Hedgesville High, Mussleman High, Washington High, and Jefferson High.

School colors: black and orange

School mascot: bulldog
School academics: suck
School sports: that's all we know

There's a bullet hole in the lunchroom window at martinsburg high school.

by artsygirl2011 April 8, 2010