Frosted long John

A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.

I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.

by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023

Long Distance Chug

Pouring a beer off of an apartment balcony or any elevated surface into the mouth of a passerby below while yelling "long distance chug!"

Yo, look out below! Long distance chug!!

by psuchamp April 17, 2011

Mega long club

having sex on a bus makes you a part of the mega long club. Technically would have to be a megabus but any bus trip could suffice

I had sex with my girlfriend on the megabus and so we are now both a part of the mega long club

by coolhandluke3 May 27, 2019

juan inch long

When you have a small weiner.

That dude was juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

JACK LONG (CT)

is a good guy

JACK LONG (CT) is a good guy

by jack storm October 8, 2020

Fort Kevin Long

Fort Kevin Long, a beautiful Nation not rivaled by many. Fort Kevin Long is one of the richest Nations and also has one of the least corrupt leaders to help run the country. Tommy G.

Fort Kevin Long is better than New Squidward

by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 11, 2023

long neck vagina

Wearing high waisted jeans with a camel toe

Damn those jeans are given her a long neck vagina!

by Slam72 October 21, 2017