Logan

A very skinny toothpick who really likes dick jokes. He loves dick jokes almost as much as he loves dicks themselves. He drinks at least four gallons of Mountain Dew a day and doesn't gain a fucking pound. lucky motherfucker.
He still brags that he had a girlfriend in kindergarten because he still can't get one. Their relationship was most likely abusive.

"Hey, Logan, how was your we-?"
"p e n i s"
"Bitch wha-"
"t e s t e s"

by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018

Logan

A definitely sexy guy who normally has dirty blonde hair. He is an asshole who says he loves you but he doesn't. He will try to hurt you for no reason and thinks its funnyabuse Never trust a Logan he is a hoe and will use you. If he ever as you out and you like him say no. He will just break your heart and go on to the next girl. He never talks to his exes unless he's not over them.

Logan ask me out what should I say?
Say no he is such a hoe and will use you

by Daddyslittleslut December 5, 2018

Logan

He/ she can be kind of a jerk. They can be impulsive. They are different when around their friends. Logan's aren't usually not the smartest but, know when to ask for help. Logan's can be mean and stuck up but, underneath it all they are kind people. They're athletic and love unconditionally. They will never let you down no matter the circumstance. They are hard to read but very honest if you ask. They are more worried about their physical appearance so their personality can be over looked. Logan's are sweet and have something about them that make you want to like them, even if it isn't good for you. Logan's are friends with almost everyone. But no one really knows them. They are caring, loving especially animals (dogs mostly), and never have a dull moment. They are someone who usually doesn't express their feelings. But has a lot of them. If you have a Logan don't them them go because they will be loyal and will care for you always.

Dude: woah! I thought Logan didn't have feelings.
Dudet: Nope Logan just didn't have anyone who understood him/her. Logan is kinder then I thought he/she would be. Woah! Who knew?
Bystander: I did!

by WhyBeThatWay1923 December 26, 2018

Logan oliver

A stupid fag and a bully

Logan Oliver is gay

by Gghsdthuuy February 26, 2019

Logan

Shallow jerk that asks out a girl just to have a girlfriend and asks them out repeatedly. Can't keep a secret and you can't trust him with anything. Too bad he's your crushes best friend.

Anisa:That shallow jerk Logan just asked me out
Sophia:He asked me out yesterday
Logan:Karaline will you go out with me
Karali e:No you shallow jerk!

by Awesomeness4589 May 27, 2019

Logan

A great guy who is very handsome and smart. He has lots of friends and can make them all laugh. He's a guy who always likes a girl, but he never tells her because he hasn't got the guts. He acts super carefully around her because he doesn't want to mess up, but he's not a tryhard. He doesn't try to act cool, he just waits for her to come to him.

A great guy to have sex with, probably the guy who feels the best. His penis just happens to fit with any vagina he wants it to. He can make you shake so hard with an orgasm after he's done. But he'll stay true to you and never leave you or cheat on you, no matter how tempted he is to do so.

A great guy to have sex with, a great friend, and a great partner. The three in one!

'Hey, Logan, can you help me with my work?'

'Yeah, sure!'

'Oh, Logan, your penis feels so good, but can you rub my breasts...'
'Of course, I can honey...'

by _Sub2Pew_ April 1, 2019

Logay

A Logay is a Fatass Asian person that's nicknamed that if they hiding the fact they are gay and steal your jokes and are racist towards your Mexican friends or any other culture, also there always scared of you unless if there is a girl nearby (cause he wants that pussy that he will never get with a dick sized of a arrow key) he will talk shit then pussy out when you ask him to join a call but he won't if your a girl.

HEY BEN I JUST SAW A LOGAY LETS GO BEAT HIS ASS UP KNOCK HIM RIGHT BACK TO NEW ZEALAND

by xxxcadynce June 23, 2019