StillFuckinDazed's definitions

Logan

A very skinny toothpick who really likes dick jokes. He loves dick jokes almost as much as he loves dicks themselves. He drinks at least four gallons of Mountain Dew a day and doesn't gain a fucking pound. lucky motherfucker.
He still brags that he had a girlfriend in kindergarten because he still can't get one. Their relationship was most likely abusive.

"Hey, Logan, how was your we-?"
"p e n i s"
"Bitch wha-"
"t e s t e s"

by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018

Ben

Ben is an absolute lad. Fucking obsessed with the Zelda games, and I'm pretty sure he loves Link more than he loves his slutty girlfriend. He's really fuckin tall, but is obsessed with his height like you wouldn't believe. I'm pretty sure he uses bath salts in the shower and still eats Tyson Fun Nuggets

"Hey Ben, How are you?"
"Link is hot"
"We're done here"

by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018

Joslyn

the fattest bitch you'll ever meet. really awkward and is pretty fuckin dumb tbh

Person 1: Joslyn's a slut
Person 2: ye

by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018