Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024

mob log

basically combat logging but instead caused by mobs

wow i am so pathetic i mob logged

by pepperppmaint June 8, 2022

Log Edging

1) Trying to shit yourself slowly.
2) A wooden style boundary system for a garden.

1) I was bored in the garden so I tried my hand at log edging. My wife was not very pleased with the final result.

by Happy Gardener March 19, 2025

Skin Log

A very girthy and long penis with a plump head.

Went out on a date last night and Leslie was really impressed with my Skin Log !

by Quad32x October 24, 2023

Moore’s Log

Moore’s log is the inverse of Moore’s law.

Basically there is an exponential amount of investment needed for each incremental gain.

The development of autonomous driving can be described with Moore’s log. The development is only progressing in small steps, with huge amounts of investments.

by iamtheword December 8, 2020

ai bet dont log

a meaning when you kill a dahoodian and they say bet dont log as in dont leave the came they gon spin back cuh spin back means kill you btw ;-;

fatnigga6000:*stomps bigmacnigga456*
bigmacnigga456: ai bet dont log
fatnigga6000: ill be waiting lil nigga spin

by realshitnigga6171 December 15, 2023

Grease log

A long/chunk of wood that you have been poring you're bacon grease and/or camp cooking grease on that will then later be put on the fire at the end of the camp trip. Aka the last long.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.

Now that its the end of the camping trip its time to put on the grease log.

by Wildandschmit June 25, 2023