by NapoleonD July 22, 2017
Get the Log Bangermug. In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019
Get the Morning Loggingmug. When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020
Get the Lincoln logsmug. The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush
by Bubba A July 25, 2021
Get the The texas logsmug. When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face
by GSI apples July 28, 2023
Get the Washington log flumemug. Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
Get the loo lap logmug. by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021
Get the Lincoln Logmug.