diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.

My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!

by Kelly November 10, 2006

Lesbian Sex

Basically, all the things that guys CAN do but choose not to.

My friend asked how lesbian sex worked, and I told her it's all the things guys can do but chose not to.

by CaittiGirl January 2, 2021

lesbian mosh pit

Usually seen at small to medium sized Christian schools. this is when you are at a dance and you see a group of prudish girls dancing with each other in a circle and or pretending to grind on each other and just acting like big dykes.

man someone needs to break up that lesbian mosh pit! Im gonna go in there and just start humping someone and maybe it will work.

by eggsalad88 April 26, 2009

proto-lesbian

A woman who has deliberately chosen to begin hating their male counterpart.

After a period of abuse (from a select few male members out of the entire human population), she has discovered the fundamental principle of "evil" by which all male members of the human population are governed, and thereunto rendered herself a "proto-lesbian."

by thismus March 17, 2009

Sister Lesbians

Two women who are either lesbians, or sisters, or both. It is often times difficult to determine which.

- Yo, why are those two girls holding hands on a cruise together?

- Dude, they're sister lesbians!

by Ndubya March 23, 2010

Bisexual Lesbian

Bisexual Lesbian is a false and ignorant term that some uneducated lesbophobes came up with to further invalidate lesbians while being low-key biphobic at the same time. It apparently means that "lesbians can be interested in men" which is COMPLETELY against what lesbianism actually means.

1. Some stupid lady told me I can be lesbian and date men which will make me a bisexual lesbian even though that doesn't make any fucking sense!
2. A Bisexual lesbian doesn't exist as lesbians are non-men individuals who are attracted to other non-men individuals, excluding ALL and EVERY MAN.

by Witchy Potato May 23, 2021

lesbianoculars

When a lesbian woman is spying on you from her house window.

The lesbian next door to Michelle's house. She is spying on us...using her lesbianoculars! This bitch has got some crazy lesbianoculars!

by DaveFuckFace October 14, 2007