Nice guys finish last

True definition: A narcissist that attempts to lure a female out of his league with BS romance. Overly available and needy. Doesn’t think anything is wrong with him but there is. Always the girl’s fault for not choosing him. In reality, he is obsessive, possessive and probably a weebo. Not himself, tries to fake his way into a relationship which causes the female to step back.

Tom: I gave her everything she wanted! Why did she go back with her Ex!? Guess, Nice guys finish last (Women don’t want fake love, they can smell fake chivalry)

by TheRealNiceguy January 13, 2022

Nice Guys Finish Last

When someone use to be that guy people would use because of house nice he was. He would always get messed over and never had the opportunity to shine. Often they tend to go through alot but always goes into something with his head held high.

Nice Guys Finish Last

by YrnNoFlexZone August 4, 2017

The Last Stand

A song from sabaton's album the last stand (a very good metal band) that describes the crusades perfectly and is commonly used in Crusader and for honor memes.

In the heart of holy see
In the home of Christianity
The seat of power is in danger
There's a foe of a thousand swords
They've been abandoned by their lords
Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
Then the 189
In the service of heaven
They're protecting the holy line
It was 1527
Gave their lives on the steps to heaven
Thy will be done!

Person 1: hey the last stand is pretty damn neato
Person 1: in the heart of the holy see
Person 2: in the home of Christianity

Person 3: the seat of power is in danger
Person 1: there's a foe of a thousand swords
Person 2: they've been abandoned by their lords
Person 3: their fall from grace will pave the their path to damnation!
Person 1, 2 & 3: WE ARE CRUSADERS AT HEART, DEUS VULT
Heretic: sabaton isnt even that good
Person 1, 2 & 3: IT SATS YOUR A HERETIC

by DragonDan August 13, 2018

Nice guys always finish last

They do, imagine you are racing for a person you like, but your opponent is some dickhead who likes to Chris breezy, john cena five knuckle shuffle their significant other. But you twist your ankle, get shot, body slammed, yeeted into a brick wall st the beginning of the race, and the other guy makes it immediately but you finish the race 2 months later, hurt emotionally and physically and you close your feelings and die alone.

Some guy: Hey whats up with that guy?
Other guy: He lost the race, and got shot, thrown and body slammed
That guy: Nice guys always finish last
Some guy and other guy: They do

by The whippus April 15, 2021

Lastcrusader

A retard who makes fun of people’s issues and backstabs anyone.

Person 1: Hey have you heard about LastCrusader?
Person 2: Oh that subbotting lying ass f*gg*t?
Person 1: Yup that’s him

by InVoy September 3, 2021

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

@least

At least, all things taken into consideration

@least all's well that sends well.

by Hercolena Oliver December 28, 2008