couch lady

Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m

Omg, i caught a glance of that couch lady and near died!

by eUaN May 17, 2006

Lady Bitch

(n)
1: A female with an evil reputation brought about by something grossly criminal, shocking, or brutal.

2: A female who spends mosts of her evenings in the hollywood party scene.
see: Lindsay Lohan

Who's that lady bitch all over my man?

Lady bitch is on drink number 12 and counting.

by lady bitch and pagan February 7, 2009

Lady in Red

The girl you want forever sitting in the bleacher seat next to you, wearing a matching jersey and singing Sweat Caroline no matter who wins the game.

Who's that Lady in Red going with you to the Sox game?

by Tuurtaaal Lover 92a October 11, 2016

penny lady

a cool lady around malls or grocery stores looking for every possable penny she can find. she will only take pennies and no other coins.

i threw a quarter on the ground at jewl osco and she wouldnt pick it up, i then threw a group of pinnies, nickels and dimes and she took only the pennies.

by PennyMan November 7, 2003

barenaked ladies

A gimmick band that fell off the map that no one misses.

The barenaked ladies haven't been relevant for a long time, as evidenced by the dates of definitions on this page.

by ThePainterofMen0o1 September 6, 2013

lady's wash

a phrase derived from the term "gentlemans wash" it is the female equivlent that involves washing ones private parts using a bidet

had this grebo dress on all week now i right need a lady's wash

by redbaron84 February 3, 2010

Lady ADD

A dude who constantly flirts with every lady he comes in contact without regards to the current task at hand.

Kenny has Lady ADD when he should be helping out the next customer. He's flirting with a lady, when he should be helping out with projects at work.

by mykye April 25, 2010