Kick your short friends

This is the only day you can kick your shirt friends as much as you want.

Yo kick your short friends!

by french fries for life November 1, 2019

Kick a Muel Day

April 16. Every year, farmers, townsfolk, and all alike travel to the center of town with the best looking mule in town. They all form a line to kick it.

“Hey, are you going to kick a muel day festival today?”

“You bet your ass I am!”

by Jerome is just my mom’s friend February 10, 2020

Kicking the can down the road

What politicians do to our National debt. Instead of resolving it, they refuse to address it and instead borrow more.

The Republicans and Democrats both borrowed a ton of money and put the government further in debt. This is what we call kicking the can down the road. Guess our children's children will be paying this one off.

by Egirl Rhyann June 29, 2020

Kick boys in the balls

One day only on the 4th of October all girls get to kick boys in the balls and not get told off

The 4th of October we get to kick boys in the balls

by Littlemeany117 October 3, 2020

Kick nut november

Kick nut november!

Girl: omg youre so mean
Boy: yeah and what are you gonna do about it?
Girl: dont you know what month it is

Boy: yeah it is november aka no nut november
Girl: no it is kick nut november
Boy: oh danm it

by Stranger277373 October 4, 2020

vomit kicker

The act of kicking some one in the face while they are bent over vomiting up what they drank that night.

While Neil was puking up his vocal cords on the side of the road. Sam walked up to him and swiftly kicked him in the face to see what would happen.

by Dark Kitten March 24, 2005

boss kick

Boss Kick - Instructions

Step 1. Find a good opponent facing your direction.

Step 2. Run like a mad man towards him/her.

Step 3. Depending on your height, jump at him feet first from about 3 1/2 feet away, closer for shorter people.

Step 4. Plant feet comfortably on opponents face, preferably across the forehead and bridge of nose.

Step 5. Push.

Step 6. If all goes well, you should have performed an impressive boss kick. If not, you are either on the ground in front of opponent, or you got grabbed in mid-air and are in the bushes. In either case, get up and run.

P.S. It is considered rude to be boss kicked in the face. Not for your parents dinner parties.

watch it pal, or im gonna Boss Kick you in the face!
umm, what?
Read the instructions. *KICK*

by Cloak_N_Dagger August 27, 2005