Keep Me Conscious

a bad ass rock band from boston. they released a critically acclaimed EP called "sounds of rescue" in 2009 and are currently writing and touring.

keep me conscious is the best band in boston.

by baystaterocker April 13, 2010

Keep it casual

Good try. Better luck next time

Olivia said she wants to keep it casual at the movies.

by Stayinyourelaine June 26, 2017

Keep It Mello

The main catchphrase used by famous DJ Marshmello

It means to just be Mello

Bro, you just need to keep it Mello

by Saphious66 June 6, 2018

chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

I hate Keemstar

You probably typed this in because you hate keemstar… AKA YOU'RE A RETARDED SNOWFLAKE LOL! Downvote this all you want idgaf.

"I hate keemstar" is a phrase said by retards. Keemstar is a legend

by I eat poop 69 February 22, 2022

Keep

(n) : a person who embezzles or launders money, and in doing so, is caught and is denied access to higher-level schooling and occupational work

(v) : to act as a keep; to be extremely stupid and/or launer money or be involved in embezzlement situations

(n) : "Dude, that kid's a Keep, he keeps gettin caught, but it's gwid to watch his get pwn3d all the time by his boss"

(v) : "That ghetto-ass neeg pulled a Keep!"

by Nauf Wauf February 16, 2005

Keets

Someone, usually a girl (though may look manly) who is a shallow, self centered, self pitying bitch. They are the kind of people who believe they are loved by everyone, when the simple reality of it is that nobody likes them, nobody thinks they're funny or good looking, and nobody has any idea why people put up with him or her, including themselves. Often screams for no reason, bites people, hits people, kicks people, hates people reasonlessly for a certain amount of time, only to turn back and pretend she or he didn't do anything and "love" them again. Resmbles a rabid dog. Acts like they are not easy and skanky, even though everyone knows they are. Hated. Despised. Worthless. Has Donkey teeth and a mule laugh, which they use to get people of the opposite gender (or same gender) to think they are better people than they really are.

"Sup dude?"
"Ugh, just saw a major Keets in the R building dumpster."
"What? Really?"
"Yeah. It was really bad. I think i'm going to have nightmares."
"Sucks for you, man. At least it was properly disposed of. Keets shouldn't exsist."
"I know."

by SilicaGel June 1, 2009