I Know Jose

-a term commonly used by party, wedding, barbecue or any type of event crashers that try to join a private Spanish gathering.

-"I know Jose" is used because it is very effective & believable since damn near every Spanish family has somebody named Jose in their familia.

-Used by the event crasher when faced with questions to see if they really were invited or if they are just free loading.

-If continuing questions are asked as to how do you know Jose, describe how you met him at a
1- Bodega (if in NY)
2- he sold you icys on the beach (if in Fl),
3- in jail (if in Cali)
4- he sold you weed (if in Chicago)
5- or he did some yard work for you (for everywhere else).

John Dope - Hey nice party huh?

Old Lady - Excuse me for being rude but who are you & who invited you?

John Dope - Its cool. I know how strangers like to crash parties & stuff. Dont worry Im not one of them, cuz I KNOW JOSE

Old Lady - Really? Ive heard that one before

John Dope - No really, I know Jose. He sold me that good sticky icky weed. It gave me the munchies for days.

Old Lady - Thats my Jose, I cant front. He has some good weed.

by Sean C. A.K.A. Ladies Holla April 24, 2008

better the devil you know

Said when it's better for you to know someone that's a dick than to not know someone who's a dick. Or it's better to deal with someone/something you don't like than to deal with something/someone that you DON'T know. Similar meaning to keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

"Ugh that Paul's being a right knob at work... He's after that promotion!"
"Like they say though, better the devil you know than the devil you don't."

by kweenmcr September 22, 2016

Klownhole

A container of well packed fudge.

Also the alias of the most influential rock band of the millineum. Who can't spell.

I dipped my junk in the klownhole.

I saw klownhole last night and they were raping mike tyson with a barstool.

by TheGooch October 23, 2004

know-it-all wannabe

Someone who claims to have an advanced knowledge of a subject they actually know little or nothing about.

Person 1: "Hey, have you see the newest episode of House?"
Person 2: "Uh... yeah, it was awesome."
Person 1: "Have you ever even seen the show?"
Person 2: "Umm... sure... I've like... seen every episode."
Person 1: "Dude, stop being such a know-it-all wannabe."

by Shquiggles November 9, 2009

know shit from shinola

For many, especially in the Southern US, it means the person referenced is an ignoramus . That is, if the person had their shoes shined. they could easily be fooled by the shine man who could just as well put shit on their shoes as shoe polish

you know shit from shinola you stupid person.

by <br ea sports June 6, 2020

you know I love ya

used after insulting or making a joke of someone, to make them feel better

Dude that was cold!
Oh, you know I love ya.

by commoner May 22, 2004

Lee Know

Lee Know (or Minho) is a real dancing gem. He has characteristics of a cat. Lee Know's soulmate is Jisung.

Lee Know, you know?

by BTStraykids October 18, 2019