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jumper cables

(n.) When a vehicle is having trouble starting (starter motor), a pair of cables (one positive, one negative) that connect from battery of one vehicle to the battery of the troubled one to give it a jump start.
Has anybody got a pair of jumper cables?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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jump off

the girl that you jump off of when your woman comes home
I almost got caught with my jump off last night
by david kim July 29, 2003
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jump the shark

A defining point in any business, relationship or other human engagement in which a peer or superior behaves in a way that eliminates any traces of his/her credibility and, consequently, any sense of purpose in continuing the overall engagement.
"Things haven't been looking rosy for the company lately, but the boss totally jump the shark when he said 'no big deal' after half the best employees quit on the same day. I gotta get a new job - quick."
by anonymous9000 May 7, 2008
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jump master

when a lady is giving u head but doesn't want you to cum in her mouth. You cum in your hand and slap her in the face and say "All OK jumpmaster"
Noodles and Smeduim were getting head, and pulled off the jump master. But Giggles got it from a dude!
by thobobtim February 22, 2008
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pug-jumper

Somebody who hides in bushes and bums ugly men
get off me you pug-jumper!
by Dezakathejazzman April 9, 2007
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bungee jump

after you're done pounding her (wearing a condom of course we like to be safe), blow you load, and take off your condom. ever so gently turn it inside out and ask her if she wants to go bungee jumping. regardless of her answer- grab the inside out condom and slap her across the face mid answer. BAAAAAMMMM
bryan: "i bungee jumped that hoe last night so hard that she's afraid of heights now."

"bumgee jumping without a bungee.. that could be dangerous"

"i bungee jumped bryan and troy last night. and they liked it"
by nigha March 5, 2009
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Mexican Jumping Beans

The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.
I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco.

Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!
by baller393 November 4, 2011
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