JOEL

The fish the K9’s love the most.

Joel is love, Joel is life.

by Sonny!! October 9, 2023

Jocelyn

An individual whose IQ is under 75 ( applies to all white women)

She just made a 33 on that test, what a Jocelyn

by Nigboi7770 October 10, 2023

Jocelyn

Jocelyn has her advantages and flaws though. Usually Jocelyns are Southeast Asian half chinese chicks that are super short like 4'11. She always gets grounded by her mom and eats crap for dinner like fishcakes and rice with a flower designed plastic plate from convenience stores. She's also always watching a movie on her laptop in history class and probably got level 1 offense in her school. She also never lets her hair down in school and looks super ugly like that, but at home when she's wearing her slutty bun with a sleeveless tank top and nike shorts she looks so hot. She's also such a foodie but can never get fat. She eats things with alot of lactose even if shes lactose intolerant. She also has really bad type because she had a crush on a guy with a durian buzzcut once.

🗣️: That girl sitting in the window seat of the class, who is she? She looks like shes watching a murder series..
🗣️: Oh yeah thats Jocelyn. But she's not eating ramen while shes doing it today..
🗣️: Huh..

by gyattvuu November 6, 2023

Joel's lovely cat

A lovely cat who despite rumours was a beautiful size and has a great sense of humor. A cat which we are devastated to lose but appreciate it is in a better place. Sending love and condolences.

Joel's lovely cat will never be forgotten. Meow

by Joels Cat Admirer December 11, 2023

joel-like

a morbidly obese man with shitty greasy poodle like hair

wow that man in McDonald's is very joel-like

by al3x_col33 December 15, 2023

Joel X Earley

The act of physically assaulting your other half without asking for their consent

Kieran was having an arguement with his wife and gave her the eat, sleep, Joel X Earley repeat

by Tione Kinge January 2, 2024

Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024