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Piss Jelly

The congealed substance normally found on toilet bowls and surrounding floor areas, normally occurs 2 years after last bleaching. Not to be confused with jelly and ice cream
I just wiped my arse and got piss jelly up my hand!
by Wivverswwww22 May 19, 2016
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Sticky Jellyfish

A scrapyard manager for a large company.
Of course Toby can handle that much scrap. He's a sticky jellyfish!
by JellyBelle July 25, 2016
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molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy
omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!
by jelly rapest November 26, 2016
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Genital jelly

Cut off pieces of genitalia put into a blender with strawberry jelly set to puree
Yo fam I could really go for a peanut butter and genital jelly sandwich
by XxshortkidxX January 22, 2017
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reverse jellybean

when you get so horny your dick pops back inside of you
by reverse jellybean April 25, 2017
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cock jelly

Dan Did you jerk off? There’s cock jelly everywhere
by Tide pods May 3, 2018
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Mexican Jellydoughnut

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, letting it dry, and then cumming on their face again and punching them to cause blood. Let this dry and then peel both layers off to form a sort of burrito. Wrap this burrito around the male partners penis and stick it in the other partners mouth, do not remove until entire burrito is gone.
Friend 1: I totally Mexican Jellydoughnutted your mom last night.
by Bntzer June 11, 2018
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