italian

A very annoyingly proud group of people, who once come to North America become totally rich and snobby. Despite attempts to dimish this cultures unusally large ego nothing has worked. Known to hate Porteguese people (unable to realize they have the same ancestors and share blood with them)

Even though Italy is a beautiful place, it's real Italian people nice enough, second generation are total wack-jobs. Usally never being able to speak more then a few words in Italian, they are obnoxious and rude and too proud. (For further explaination see guido or guidette)

*Reminder no matter what they may think, they really can't be considered white people.

second generation Italian: Yeah! I'm so Italian, I gelled my hair and i got some expensive European stuff!

Random Person: ...Your in North America, you're either American or Canadian, get used to it.

by aliecookie August 5, 2010

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italian

"The most respected culture around"
Yeah, I wonder why that is. Oh yeah, probably because if you don't respect them they'll whack you because they're in the mafia! Capisce? How bout some pasta eh?!

Damn! look at that italian!
Yeah, she's hot, but her dad's probably in the mafia and have you whacked, so watch your ass.

by not gonna leave my real name out of fear July 24, 2006

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italian ice

one that is secretly emo and a manwhore by nature; narcississtic at best, and sounds as though constipated while singing

jesus christ he's such an italian ice.
let's shoot him
my ears! they bleed!

by J. Finklestein April 3, 2009

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Italians

White people with a tan that live in Italy. They are not the smartest mathematically, but are creative. People think they're the best for who knows what reason, and they were the Mexicans of the past. Everyone in NJ is part Italian, and they all brag how Italian they are because of that 8.125% in their blood. People are obsessed with their food and believe it gives your mouth an orgasm.

Guy that thinks hes italian: OMG! Italians are the best! ITALIANO 4 LIFE!

Italian: Vaffanculo.

by degodego wopwop June 26, 2008

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Italian

(N)- One who posseses a great deal of irrational anger; one who is easily infuriated; one who yeilds an extreme amount of self and national pride; one with dark hair, a mustache, a large stomach, and a great deal of body hair.
(Adj)- Having a low level of tolerance; having extreme and seemingly irrational anger; having an extreme level of respect and interest for the country of Italy; being covered in dark, coarse body hair.
(V)- To lash out on someone verbally or physically as an expression of anger or as a means to assert dominance.

The Italian lashed out on his wife for forgetting to display an Italian flag on the wall at meal-time.

Dude, my dad went all Italian on me after he saw that I got all F's on my report card.

Hey, lets go Italian that French punk over there until he cries.

by Gordo0001 January 16, 2009

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