Isalia

A name for someone so unique, they didn't even have a definition on Urban Dictionary yet. If by some chance you meet an Isalia, treasure her forever. You will never meet someone as unique as her, her individuality is shown through her love of art and creativity. Isalia's have a mind stronger than any metal known to man, and a heart so full of love that there's rumors they were crafted by the Greek goddess Aphrodite herself.

Yeah Isalia convinced me to go model for her photo shoots, I swear that girl never rests.

by Governor_Gaben July 20, 2017

Italian hangover

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.

I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.

by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.

My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.

by CabritoSnow July 16, 2019

italian cruise ship

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Daddy Master Isaiah

A guy who everyone loves, relies on, and worships. He is a very sexually dominate chad and has fucked almost every hot girl.

Ugly girl: Daddy Master Isaiah, can you PLEASE fuck me?
Daddy Master Isaiah: No, I only fuck hot girls.

by JTS2 May 7, 2021

Italian Bunk Bed

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.

Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.

by Ivana B Jay May 1, 2021

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.

Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017