Possession is nine-tenths of the law

1. If you actually possess something, you have a stronger legal claim to owning it than someone who merely says it belongs to him or her.
2. something that you say which means that if you have something, it is difficult for other people to take it away from you.

1. Dana may say he owns this house, but we actually live in it, and possession is nine-tenths of the law.
2. It would be hard to ask for the piano back after they've had it for so long. Possession is nine-tenths of the law and all that.

by Dorothy-cute April 1, 2011

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

futile useless ironic enraging

i was killing this innocent civilian child the other day when it hit me- fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

by walt hewins April 3, 2008

my name is jeff

a joke made in 22 jump street that originally made all of us slightly chuckle so naturally the fucking idiots on vine blew it up and now it is fucking everywhere and annoys the shit out of all of us

Tom: Hey dude check out this vine
Mark: ok
Tom's phone: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME?

Tom: wait for it
Tom's phone: MY NAME IS JEFF
Mark: HAHAHAHAHA wow that is comedy gold
Tom: told u

by Bartholomew Peanut December 17, 2014

this is a joke

A phrase often used to describe hopeless teachers attempting to teach.

Thanks Champion, but this is a joke!

by NicholasBillNickyB September 22, 2013

is taylor gay

Yes, he is

Is Taylor gay? Of course he is man!

by Lifeisunlimited December 10, 2016

Is shaking

When you are in a point of time where yourself before would be shook

*In a candy store*
You: 6 year old me is shaking

by tlcfan November 21, 2017

Your Sister is a Mister

The ultimate comeback that were Steven Hawking’s final blessings to us before his passing.

Steven: Your sister is a mister... *final breath*

Man: What an OG that man was

by The Kluxinator March 15, 2018