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valentines day

A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.
Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.
by Fuckthepainaway February 18, 2007
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The day after...

The day after is a way of saying something epic or terrible happened the nite before,in reference to the droping of an A-Bomb and it's undeniable impact on ones life. Here are some nites that could lead to a day after

1.Hardcore drinking nite.

2.Ending up in jail for any numerous reasons.

3.Epic sexual conquest.

4.Being on the wrong end of a beatdown.

5.Not remembering last nite at all.
dude 1: I have a killer hangover and don't rember anything about last nite.

dude 2:Ahh, The day after...
by TV CAR March 22, 2010
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Green day

Quality band which poeple tend to see as sell outs because of their last album American idiot. For me they will always be remembered for Insmoniac and dookie two of the best punkish albums I have in my collection. Unfortunatly their main following now consists of teeny boppers who only discovered Green day existed when Boulevard of broken dreams came out and wouldn't know "At the library" from "Westbound sign" Still i suppose they had to find someone to fantasise over after Busted split up. DAMN YOU CHARLIE!!
girl 1: "wow have you heard that new band Green day?"
girl 2: "Yeah, billie joe is gorgeous"
me: "For gods sake! they have been around for 15 odd years!"
girl 3: "really? wow do you reckon Nirvana will ever get back together? that would be qualtiy"
me: *sound of me crying on the floor in utter despair*
by Guvnor P July 7, 2005
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A Day in the Life

Is a song by The Beatles in their Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album, composed by John Lennon and Paul McCartney SERIOUSLY!!!, John wrote the beginning and the end and Paul wrote the middle part...two different songs that compliment each other after being merge together...It is considered to be one of the most ambitious, influential, and groundbreaking works in pop music history.. Inspired from a friend of Lennon who died in a car crash with a parked lorry!!! when John read the newspaper..
He also read something about filling potholes in Blackburn, Lancashire, but he didn't copy and paste that after taking inspiration he eventually included a little fiction in it...Later it helped fuel the Paul is Dead hoax of the supposed death of Paul...
It also took some inspiration from a movie John starred in minor role in called How I Won The War.....The middle section is McCartney's doing...it is about a commuter whose uneventful morning routine leads him to drift off into a reverie, and also contributed the "I'd love to turn you on" part, which is like the chorus of the song.
It's working title was "In The Life Of...", and started recording on January 19, 1967. The two sections were separated by 24 bars and because of this there was a huge gap between them, at this time Lennon was stil unsure how to fill it..The basic track consisted of a simple repeating chord and voice of Mal Evans counting the bars, his voice was treated with increasing echo effect an indication of The Beatles desire of having a crescendo in the section. It ende with an alarm sound triggered by Mal Evans accidentally.. but because it went so well with Paul's piece it was left there..Also because Lennon couldn't find a good verb to put in 'Now they know how many holes it takes to ----- Albert Hall, a friend of his "Terry Doran added 'fill' to it completing the lyrics, eventually they decided to add some growing noise in it..
By now the song was refined and remixed and additional parts were added, including the A Day in the Life. However the Beatles still has no solution for their missing section of the song, util McCartney had the idea of having an orchestra "freaking out" for the 24-bar middle section, also George Martin wrote an extended, atonal crescendo score for the musicians to follow because the classically trained musicians couldn't improvise on this. On February 10 it was recorded with a 40-piece orchestra and costed 367 pounds for the players, and at the time was a huge extravegance. Martin later described explaining his improvised score to the puzzled orchestra: "What I did there was to write, at the beginning of the twenty-four bars, the lowest possible note for each of the instruments in the orchestra. At the end of the twenty-four bars, I wrote the highest note each instrument could reach that was near a chord of E major. Then I put a squiggly line right through the twenty-four bars, with reference points to tell them roughly what note they should have reached during each bar... Of course, they all looked at me as though I were completely mad." For all the chaos of the recording session, the results were a brilliant success; in the final edit of the song the orchestral crescendo is reprised, in even more cacophonous fashion, at the conclusion of the song. NEMS Enterprises filmed the session with studio guests like Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithfull, Keith Richards, Donovan, Pattie Boyd and Michael Nesmith. Because The Beatles like to experiment and avant garde they asked asked to wear a costume piece with their formal attire. Following the final orchestral crescendo, the song ends with one of the most famous final chords in music history. John, Paul, Ringo Starr, George Martin, and Mal Evans playing an E-major chord on three different pianos at the same time. The sound of the final chord was manipulated to ring out for as long as possible (nearly a minute) by increasing the sound level to the tape as the vibration faded out. This song was recorde a startling 34 hours. After the chord there is a few minutes of silence and then a high-pitched sound comes in to annoy your dog and then the phrase "Never could see any other way, Aha" spliced forwards and backwards together that is looped infinitely if you have the record and your player has no 'auto-return', this was put us a prank by The Beatles for annoying the listener's dog and to suprise those who forgot to turn their player's off.
The song placed twelfth on CBC's 50 Tracks, the second highest Beatles song on the list, second to "In My Life", and also placed 26th on the Rolling Stone Magazine's list of the 500 best songs of all time. It was placed first in Q Magazine's list of the 50 greatest British songs of all time, and also came top of Mojo Magazine's 101 Greatest Beatles Songs, as decided by a panel of musicians and journalists.
To put it simply it is the most ambitious and groundbreaking song by the best band ever in the world in their most creative years in the greatest album of all time!!!
A Day in the Life

I read the news today oh, boy,
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad, well I just had to laugh, I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car,
He didn't notice that the lights had changed,
A crowd of people stood and stared,
They'd seen his face before,
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
I saw a film today oh, boy,
The English army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away,
But I just had to look, having read the book,
I love to turn you on.
Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup, and looking up, I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, somebody spoke and I went into a dream,

ah

I read the news today oh, boy,
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small,
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall,
I'd love to turn you on
by Von Yordel January 12, 2007
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snow day

1) Potentially the best use of snow since the invention of a snowball.

2) An excuse for lazy teachers, bus drivers, and of course the parents of students who are overworried about poor driving conditions and the saftey of their children.
Yes! A snow day. I think I'll sit inside making definitions of epic things on UD.
by bunstofuns February 23, 2010
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may-day

distress call (derived from french : m'aide) lit. help me

A public holiday (in may) in the united kingdom.
may-day, may-day we have lost control of the aircraft
by djgreen_uk August 26, 2006
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day boil

the art of attaining a mid-morning to early afternoon buzz, inevitably leading to drunkeness by the evening.
(Friend) What are you doing today?

About to go on a day boil.

(Friend)Aw man, you're gonna be smashed by 7pm.

Yeah, straight cash homie.
by steven ramirez January 26, 2008
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