instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

Instagram Eyes

The way you see the world when you're extremely tired or affected by drugs / alcohol. Like viewing the surrounds through some form of lens filter (Much the same way Instagram works with augmenting images). The condition can also be identified by others who look at the person in question.

1. Hey, check out Bert, he's off chops on LSD... Definitely got his Instagram Eyes on!

2. Oh, dude I couldn't fucking sleep last night. Now I'm gonna have Instagram Eyes all day.

by Hunkachunks February 25, 2014

instabae

A girlfriend only on socia media

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae

by XxbaexX April 2, 2015

Instasmash

Smashing the moment you meet. Attraction so deep you can't resist immediately screwing

Two people met and instasmash!

by Vegas16 December 14, 2016

instelling

1. Dutch for Institution

2. Great youtuber who makes great quality content. Search Instelling on youtube.

Subscribe and like all of his videos! He makes great content. His youtube is Instelling.

by Define guy! May 21, 2018

instacrazy

People who obsess over cultivating the perfect Instagram profile so much that it affects their personal lives, usually in negative ways.

"I think that new Prime Wardrobe service will be perfect for the Instacrazy."

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

Insta arms

The stereotypical pose white girls do in their Instagram photos, where one has their arms up in the air in a V shape with their back to picture taker. Often done in iconic landscape scenes in a vain attempt to make the picture more dramatic. It's not known why this phenomenon exists only among women, but some theorize it's done in order to make the insta armer seem more adventurous, extreme, and free spirited... even though there is generally a major road or the car mere feet away.

Hey Chris did you see Becky's last photo on instagram?

No Kev, let me guess insta arms?

Yeah, she added a filter too. She's so free spirited brah.....

(Chris roles eyes)

by FoxMulder69 December 8, 2018