Definitions by Hunkachunks

Instagram Eyes 

The way you see the world when you're extremely tired or affected by drugs / alcohol. Like viewing the surrounds through some form of lens filter (Much the same way Instagram works with augmenting images). The condition can also be identified by others who look at the person in question.

1. Hey, check out Bert, he's off chops on LSD... Definitely got his Instagram Eyes on!

2. Oh, dude I couldn't fucking sleep last night. Now I'm gonna have Instagram Eyes all day.

Instagram Eyes by Hunkachunks February 25, 2014

big props 

Offering proper recognition or respect for a deed or reputation. Giving kudos to someone or something. Kissing ass.

Big Props to Keisha. That bitch knows how to move her ass.

big props by Hunkachunks October 17, 2013