Absolute idiot 

Someone who puts the milk in before the cereal.

Paul is an absolute idiot. You're supposed to put the cereal in before the milk.

Absolute idiot by Icouldntthinkofapseudonymtouse May 25, 2019

blundering idiot 

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet

Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.

blundering idiot by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013

high idiot 

A high idiot is most likely a Canadian who smokes or eats copious amounts of Marijuana. Common attributes are a flat beaked hat, shatter pen, and a stunned look.

That high idiot was late to work because he was waiting for his volcano vaporizer to hit optimum temperature.

high idiot by Woodler October 25, 2019

Fat idiot syndrome 

A person who likes to eat 1,000 times a day and will never stop!

Oh look it’s the two retards that have fat idiot syndrome

Fat idiot syndrome by Bidaddy101 June 8, 2020

Some Idiot 

they may be an idiot but theyre very funny and will jokingly bully you.

"You should totally meet Some Idiot!"
"Thats a weird name."
"I know, they may act like an idiot but theyre incredibly cool, trust me".

Some Idiot by harperpilled June 11, 2022

Stupid idiot cafe

a Roblox cafe game that is really stupid and idiot.

we eat at stupid idiot cafe in this household.

Stupid idiot cafe by famq June 20, 2023

rush hour idiot 

One who slows traffic during peak hours by blocking entrances, revolving doors, escalators, etc., without consideration of other commuters.

Isn't it common sense that you stay to your right on the escalator if you don't move your ass? Not to mention those fumbling their wallets right at the subway turnstile. I'm fed up with these rush hour idiots!

rush hour idiot by sonatine December 10, 2009