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Canada's History

When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.

The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.
The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.
by ObeyColbert February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert
Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.
by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010
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Canada's History

An asshole that's hard to crack. Also known as "The Great Tight North."
I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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history

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Canada's History

A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.
Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.

Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?

Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.

Guy2: Sweet Bro.
by Tanna-Rok West February 4, 2010
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ain'tient history

Da long-ago period when da common slang-contraction was first used.
My snooty English teacher is constantly correcting us for poor grammar, but I always point out dat slang words date back to ain'tient history.
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
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history lizard

“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.
by Smaughlin August 28, 2021
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