n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The only thing more warped than a millennial's perception of history is an atheist's perception of religion. Our schools are pathetic.
by Hym Iam October 22, 2020
Get the Historymug. the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange
by laclaclac February 4, 2025
Get the history of carrotmug. Stud and butch lesbians play vital roles in the LGBTQ community by challenging gender norms, advocating for visibility and acceptance, and offering diverse representations that promote inclusivity and empowerment for all.
by Delilahmari March 14, 2024
Get the Stud history monthmug. A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole
- The Colbert Show, 2010
- The Colbert Show, 2010
My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem
by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
Get the History blastingmug. guy 1 : I totally Canada's history that girl the other night.
guy 2 : wow? really?
guy 1 : yup
guy 2 : Where do you even get moose antlers at 3 am?
guy 2 : wow? really?
guy 1 : yup
guy 2 : Where do you even get moose antlers at 3 am?
by gdefelice February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.