Shake hands with Bruce Willis

A synonym for Masturbation.

I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.

by Erich Hein August 2, 2007

doggie handshake

The act of a dog burying his nose in a human crotch (especially a hot girl).

When said person/hot girl screeches "HEYYYYYYY, get your nose outta there", you respond by saying "that's a doggie handshake, he's just sayin' hello".

by Steve Asaro August 28, 2007

American Handshake

The act of shaking hands, where one party holds on to the hand while punching the other in the face, while still shaking.

After greeting his old boss, he gave him an American Handshake.

by Donavn Murdoc July 15, 2009

Tijuana Handshake

When a Tijuana stripper welcomes you by the accustomed grabbing of the crotch as a greeting instead of a handshake.

As my amigos and I walked in the door the stripper greeted me with a Tijuana handshake.

by Diego Nate November 10, 2010

Cameron Hanes

An accomplished American bowhunter of the West who is a badass and a beast at what he does. He is Under Armour's longest sponsored athlete, and runs ultra marathons. He also hunts all sorts of animals and uses his skills in running in order to prepare him for the time he spends in the outdoors. Despite being a busy man, he also is a family man. He can be described as a down-to-earth person and he has a lot of humble-strength. Although he has been very successful, he does not let it get to his head. He is a hard worker and is always looking for ways to improve himself. He is well known for his inspirational quotes such as "Keep Hammering" and "Nobody Cares Work Harder". While people bash him on social media and throw shade on him for what he does as a hunter, he does not stoop to their level and he doesn't care what they have to say. He focuses on his goals and being a good person. If you ever get the chance to meet this man, I assure you that you won't be disappointed.

Nick: "Aye whose that guy who passed us on the trail today?"
Ben: "Bro! That was Cameron Hanes! I bet you he's preparing for an elk hunt soon!"

by foxda5th August 28, 2017

hitler's handshake

a female performs cunnilingus on another female while sneaking a mouthful of tabasco sauce, thus causing an incredibly loud reaction which sounds like a German screaming unadulterated profanity uncontrollably.

Oh my GOD! The neighbors called the cops on me because my girlfriend cheated on me, so I gave that beyotch a Hitler's Handshake to teach her a lesson.

by fenderhammer January 1, 2010

The Devil's Handshake

When one inserts all four fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously proceeding to enter their thumb into the anal orifice and begins to make a crude chopping motion to simulate a traditional handshake.

I gave Jennifer the Devil's Handshake last Wednesday, much to her delight.

by Alongschlong November 20, 2018