hand wipes

Monk the OCD detecive's problem. Must keep hands clean

I need a wip, Sharona his nurse

by doctor b November 15, 2004

bachelor hand

A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.

From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".

He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.

by Josh556 July 28, 2007

break hand

to wank or to masterbate

john break hand over his sister's best friend

by jz and xteec August 10, 2007

The pimp hand

The act of slapping a person generally of the opposite hand, also used to establish dominance over a person with a swift, strong hand to slap them.

"Ey tyrone still givin shit"
"Yo know it i had to give dat shithead the pimp hand

by Be a man and eat that steak. August 2, 2016

hand jocking

to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam

Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.

Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.

by Drew D.G. January 14, 2008

Hand and a Half

A term used to describe the size of a ladies ass cheek

Sandrine has about a hand and a half per cheek. That badonkadonk is sweet.

by Rudeowen December 4, 2010

Vic-Hand

When a previous experience in the restroom with low quality toilet paper results in dinglberries so large that one cannot proceed to take a shit; this then will require immediate removal of the berries so you will be forced to take a shower in a non-familiar location without the proper resources to get the job done, so only one option remains.... your hand

Dude, I had the worst case of Vic-Hand today after taking a dump at Nicks. His toilet paper was so shitty.

by Your own worst enemy May 9, 2011