Knife hands

Hands that are knives

My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands

by MustardMeeee October 06, 2019

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Vic-Hand

When a previous experience in the restroom with low quality toilet paper results in dinglberries so large that one cannot proceed to take a shit; this then will require immediate removal of the berries so you will be forced to take a shower in a non-familiar location without the proper resources to get the job done, so only one option remains.... your hand

Dude, I had the worst case of Vic-Hand today after taking a dump at Nicks. His toilet paper was so shitty.

by Your own worst enemy April 19, 2011

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Power Hand

v. An act of defiance and/or rudeness in which one farts into one's hand and then moves the hand into another person's face, so as to make the smell more potent by directing the fart into their face.

Alternate spelling: Power-hand

I was eating lunch when Dean power handed me from behind.

by Cleveland Free Clinic Worker April 30, 2009

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